Last night I went to see Pineapple Express, which was very funny. One bonus was that the title made me want to eat something I can actually have! Hopefully a movie called Frozen Yogurt Express doesn’t premier during my juice feast. Fresh pineapple juice is the best; you actually don’t notice the rum is missing. When my date picked me up, he told me he brought me gifts: Bentonite clay and Psyllium powder. How sweet! Who needs flowers when you can have the ingredients for a tonic that will act like a magnet to all the toxins in your body, facilitating the speedy exit of all those toxins? That is true romance.
It would be kind of cool if the toxin-infused clay came out in the shape of turtle-elephant. I lost the one I made in high school.
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