I have decided to start the juice feast on Monday, August 4th.

On the advice of my uncle, I decided to invest in the Breville Juice Fountain. It is amazing. Easy to use, pretty quiet, multiple juicing settings, juices an apple in about 5 seconds flat. The only drawback is the basket is a little hard to clean. Ooh, I almost forgot the best part: it looks damn sexy. This is important because I get the feeling I won’t be going on any second dates for a while. Unless I can think of a reason that I can neither eat nor drink alcohol on the date that doesn’t make me seem like a lunatic.

On the advice of my uncle, I decided to invest in the Breville Juice Fountain. It is amazing. Easy to use, pretty quiet, multiple juicing settings, juices an apple in about 5 seconds flat. The only drawback is the basket is a little hard to clean. Ooh, I almost forgot the best part: it looks damn sexy. This is important because I get the feeling I won’t be going on any second dates for a while. Unless I can think of a reason that I can neither eat nor drink alcohol on the date that doesn’t make me seem like a lunatic.