Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bought My Juicer!

I have decided to start the juice feast on Monday, August 4th.

On the advice of my uncle, I decided to invest in the Breville Juice Fountain. It is amazing. Easy to use, pretty quiet, multiple juicing settings, juices an apple in about 5 seconds flat. The only drawback is the basket is a little hard to clean. Ooh, I almost forgot the best part: it looks damn sexy. This is important because I get the feeling I won’t be going on any second dates for a while. Unless I can think of a reason that I can neither eat nor drink alcohol on the date that doesn’t make me seem like a lunatic.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Why Chocolate is a Vegetable...

Cocoa beans and sugar are the ingredients in chocolate. Since beans are considered a vegetable, cocoa beans are a vegetable. Sugar comes from sugar beets or sugar cane. Both beets and cane are plants, and are therefore vegetables as well. It is only logical to assert that chocolate is a vegetable. Chocolate juice anyone?!