High End for Your Rear End

When calling around to different places to get an appointment for colon hydrotherapy, I had a conversation with a woman about her salon and the pricing for services. When she told me that it was $129 for a treatment, she added “We are high end.” My response was “So, high end for your rear end?” She didn’t laugh. I guess colon hydrotherapists are pretty serious. It makes sense. Think of all the shit they have to deal with. This led me to think of…

Rejected slogans for a colon hydrotherapy salon:

High end for your rear end
Just doo doo it
Think outside the colon
Shit happens…more after you visit us
A Little Tube’ll Do Ya
A Colonic is Forever
Celebrate the Colonics of Your Life
Betcha can’t have just one
You’ll keep going and going and going…
Once you poop, you can’t stop
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Oh, sorry. Scratch that last one. That was me fantasizing about forbidden pleasures.